I'm not sure who I am, anymore. I know I love God, and without Him, I'd be nothing. I know most days, my spoons are thrown on the floor, far away from me. Here there be dragons, of the OUAT and Doctor Who variety, intermingled with spatterings of Brazilian Portuguese and other fandoms.
This is hilarious! Thank you ErinG46 for finding this and tweeting it!
Now I want to make one of my own! LOL
I laughed for about five minutes at this.
“Belle refused to marry me if I didn’t do this.” Love it.
I like ‘I was lonely’ the best.
I feel the ‘Do Not Tell My Parents’ should had been change to ‘Do Not Tell Bae’
My desire for personal space and respect apparently doesn’t matter, or “Why the small things DO matter”
Subtle Misogyny: A Tale of Two Dudes
When mama Lost is away, the children will play…
Look at my darlings, aren’t they adorable?
I hate that they’re 3,000 miles away from me.
#watching my favorite movie with my parents
Oh. Wow. Yes, okay.
Prompt: Ella Enchanted AU. The wedding night.
“Stop your giggling.”
Belle glances down at her husband. “I can’t help it. You look baffled.”
Rumplestiltskin’s knelt at her feet, tucked in her skirts and trying to find some fastening or other. Belle hadn’t been paying much attention to how her ladies had helped her into her pure white wedding gown, too consumed with the idea that soon enough she would be married to the previous Dark One.
She runs a hand through his soft dark hair, making him glance up at her. His face is set in a frown.
“This is why we need magic,” he tells her, and she laughs.
“So you can ravish your new bride with ease?”
He smiles at that - a smirk - and lets his hand travel up her leg beneath her dress, finding the top of her stocking and making her shiver.
“You’ve already been thoroughly ravished by my hand, sweet,” Rumplestiltskin reminds her, teasing her through cotton and fabric and-
“Oh! Hurry up, please.”
“At least we’re of the same mind now,” he grunts, as he stands, lifting her behind her knees and throwing her onto their marriage bed, the one of their own castle.
Their house is a present from King Baelfire, and Belle intends to make great use of every inch of it.
Beginning with this bed.
Want to prompt me, too? Do it.
sometimes i get really upset because, as a queer person, i find no companionship or adequate representation from the queer ship communities in ouat.
as a member of the rumbelle fandom, i automatically get labeled as a homophobic asshole with daddy issues. i just.. a whole section of fandom ready to call me homophobic without discussing the fetishization of their own ship? oh no, because i’m just internalizing everything. oh poor queer kid doesn’t know how much she hates herself.
nah, bro. i’m good, you’re just hella mean.
i know this isn’t the majority, but i just see so many straight girls waxing lyrical about how fucking brave and revolutionary they are by shipping two women together. and how they’re fighting back against adam and eddie and the entirety of the ouat fandom because apparently not shipping gay ships qualifies you as a homophobe. They’re fighting against homophobia! but in the process ostracizing actual queer people. but no mention of trans* or color or ableism or anything else that doesn’t pertain to solidifying they’re ship.
don’t pretend you care about me, dude. most of you don’t. don’t talk about fighting for equality when the extent of your activism is bashing actors, actresses, and show creators via twitter.
i want representation as much as ya’ll. but not like this. not through nastiness and bullying.
it just makes me feel so alone in my own fandom